A BLOG FOR FUNKY SLOTHS x0x0
Hi, I'm Snoozle, Schneebly the gorilla teachers son. How's it garen?
Anonymous

Oh hello there! Thank god, I’ve been meaning to send this to Schneebly, could you perhaps give it to him for me?

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-=+~~**~`* snd dis 2 sevn b00tifuL blaK wom3n u n0 n u wiLL b grAnt3d 1 WiiiSH cuZ ur iiNd3p3nd3nt n gAwjuZ!!!!!=-=~~~**)+=-~~~ 

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Schneebly was always a very lovely black woman, as you probably know.
Cheers, stay funky. x

you're a black haired baby
Anonymous

CONGRATULATIONS! You just guessed the funky fact for today! 96.7% of sloths are, in fact, owned by black haired babies.